What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?